Further to this present problem of folks expecting us to ‘contract’ by a simple ‘tick’ in a four-cornered box. Here is a suggested format for countering their trend – deal ONLY by paperwork, do not include telephone numbers or email addresses on your paperwork, do not get drawn into their ‘high-speed’, no problem, ‘we’ll have it sorted in a jiffy’ mentality. Of course, they’ll think we are being difficult if we don’t toe their line, but THEY are the ones who have created this go-faster, line-of-least-resistance monster..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Terms of co-operation and fee schedule<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Those with whom we come into contact we cannot always KNOW or fully TRUST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n For those with whom we do work, we have already done \u2018due diligence\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n CO-OPERATIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Consultancy and attendance \u2013 per day or part day 200.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n plus travel and accommodation costs against verified<\/p>\n\n\n\n documentation chargeable pro rata<\/p>\n\n\n\n ADVERSARIAL<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Unlawful kidnapping 20,000.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n Unlawful detention \/ false imprisonment <\/p>\n\n\n\n per hour or part thereof: 3,000.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n Unlawful confiscation of personal property \/ conveyance<\/p>\n\n\n\n per day or part thereof for lost possession 1,000.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n Unlawful finger-printing against our will 10,000.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n Distress and mental anguish\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u200310,000.00<\/p>\n\n\n\n NOTE: All the above amounts are pounds sterling<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Underwritten by<\/p>\n\n\n\n :xxxxx xxxxx 04 February 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n Your snail-mail address here<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n