Friends, roamers and co-warriors,
We live today in a world which seems to be obsessed by amassing material wealth and possessions and to get these by the shortest possible trouble-free route. This to the point where ‘paresse intellectuelle‘ has become the order of the day. When was the last time, for example, that any of us read the terms & conditions of an End User License Agreement [EULA] thoroughly?
We are all guilty of it; we seem, the majority of us, to have assumed that “Oh, it’ll be OK, just the usual guff” attitude, and only if and when a problem turns up, do we even think of checking what we agreed to when we put that tiny ‘tick’ in that tiny box, which we might think was insignificant, but which the entity offering the ‘contract’ heavily relies on to have its pound of flesh.
Because we believe in open and honest contracts, we’re posting a pdf below, merely as a suggested guide to making out your terms of dealing with other parties when we have to enter their commercial climate.
We’ve had to ‘cobble’ this up a bit, its original document has ‘gone walkies’ ‘somewhere:
(1! – all in lower case lettering – your chosen free wo/man name
(2) – your` ‘family’ or ‘clan’ name
(3) – the LEGAL FICTION name foisted onto you at birth – ALL CAPITAL LETTERING
(4) – the Legal Fiction name which the Crown agents have more recently used to convince us that it is one and the same PERSONA as at (3) above
As a footnote – RV was commenting recently in a podcast that the Crown agents have even taken to using our LEGAL FICTION name – written in all lower case – so desperate are they to drag us back into the sheep-fold. Don’t forget to SCALP – step carefully around legal pitfalls..