Further to this present problem of folks expecting us to ‘contract’ by a simple ‘tick’ in a four-cornered box. Here is a suggested format for countering their trend – deal ONLY by paperwork, do not include telephone numbers or email addresses on your paperwork, do not get drawn into their ‘high-speed’, no problem, ‘we’ll have it sorted in a jiffy’ mentality. Of course, they’ll think we are being difficult if we don’t toe their line, but THEY are the ones who have created this go-faster, line-of-least-resistance monster..
Terms of co-operation and fee schedule
Those with whom we come into contact we cannot always KNOW or fully TRUST.
For those with whom we do work, we have already done ‘due diligence’.
CO-OPERATIVE
Consultancy and attendance – per day or part day 200.00
plus travel and accommodation costs against verified
documentation chargeable pro rata
ADVERSARIAL
Unlawful kidnapping 20,000.00
Unlawful detention / false imprisonment
per hour or part thereof: 3,000.00
Unlawful confiscation of personal property / conveyance
per day or part thereof for lost possession 1,000.00
Unlawful finger-printing against our will 10,000.00
Distress and mental anguish 10,000.00
NOTE: All the above amounts are pounds sterling
Underwritten by
:xxxxx xxxxx 04 February 2024
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